Seriously? That’s his REAL NAME? Or was that name created for him in a Fancy European Name Aggregator? Here are some alternatives he could have chosen:
- Kensington Featherby
- Butterworth Dumbledore
- Engelbert Bumbershoot
- Aldous Goodweather
- Brimstone Copernicus
- Lazerous Rufflemore
- Busker McCuskerton
- Winston Fillagry
- Cadbury St. Mumbleton
- Florentine Quilloughby