inside a giant's eye

[image of a classroom door with red/green paper and wrapped presents glued onto it. in the center is a fake, decorated christmas tree. a large balloon santa is sticking out from above the door.]

halfstoned:

remember when we had a door decorating contest and one of the history teachers at my school literally screwed half of a christmas tree into his door

you wouldn’t remember that but I’m telling you right now it happened and I think he won the contest