my armpit hair looks like black holes in that last picture
so
ok
steven moffat i KNOW you hate-read my blog
please write me a two-parter on doctor who where there are literally black holes in my armpits and it’s ruining my life because i can’t hug anyone without sucking them into like a time vortex
then finally i give in and hug my one true love and she gets sucked away and i turn into a villain, just running through towns, like, fist-pumping, dragging everything away
then the doctor finds me and he’s like “chill” and i’m like “shit i’ve caused so much death and destruction”
and THEN it’s really tragic because i like lean in and like sniff my armpit AND THE DOCTOR’S LIKE “DON’T DO IT”. AND I’M LIKE “I WILL SEE MY TRUE LOVE AGAIN”. and then get dragged INTO MY OWN TIME VORTEX THING, DESTROYING THE CAUSE OF SO MUCH PAIN BY SACRIFICING MYSELF!!!!!!! WOW. SO MUCH EMOTION
IT’LL BE THE NEXT “GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE” I PROMISE YOU
spread the word folks, make it happen
